Boom, baby!

Well,

MR said...

that car wouldn't make it to the junkyard if it were downhill all the way.

and don't tell me it'll do .5 past light speed.

He was right. I got word today that the car blew apart -- here, I think she meant the engine.

Must see?

Well, I've read and heard many people talk and write about, "must see" shows and TV, but ...
"That don't impress me much."+

First, in order to watch these "grand wonders", I'd have to either buy a DVR or get a messload of tapes. I liked Futurama, but I never knocked myself out to watch it. I liked a few programs on Adult Swim, but I didn't like them enough to tape them. I find sit-coms painful to watch. It's like watching my life, some stupid little thing I do, that I know how it starts, ends, and is in the middle. I don't like the end, so I avoid it. Much of the 3rd grade shows have paper doll characters with laughtracks, so the audience knows when to laugh. Even those shows without laugh tracks have greatly contrived++ situations that, my understanding of reality, are implausible and impossible.

I like non-fiction, and for that part I am boring -- dreadfully so. If I want fiction -- I want all out fiction -- Hulk or some other thing like that where there is ABSOLUTELY no pretense of reality or AlGorisms running like a news ticker. Save planet now ... Ted Turner is your deity ... donate money to scientology today ... don't forget to vote for whom we say ... dah dah dah

An exception to this might be COPS, but you've seen them all, whether it is every episode or that this is 6th cousin doing what 2nd cousin did in season 4.

+ Shania Twain
++ example, mystery shows where an FBI agent happens to be in Cabot Cove and is questioned by Jessica and leads to other red herrings where the perpetrator is, "shocking" some visitor. It's helpful when Jessica can do the autopsy herself (or on CSI) in complete darkness in a poorly lit lab. Thankfully the lab has a computer that can decipher the Joker's riddles, find RNA from two bacterium on two vital samples, and link to and hack into INTERPOL systems to find identities of persons, including their DNA and the fact that they once had a pony and a sheepdog the hairs of which are on collected samples.

ooo, I'm drivin' my life away

While I drive I find the radio -- pitiful, so I have taken to audio books. I last heard Frederick Douglas' "Fugitive Slave" memoirs. I later obtained the pdf. It was quite interesting. I also heard part of Bill Bryson's "History of Just About Everything", but found his style not to my liking. Sadly, his material was interesting, but his narration was not.

I am now with David McCullough's 1776, which is okay, but his "laddy-friggin' dah" parts need removed. I would, if time allows, recommend experiencing Frederick Douglas' work, which really speaks about a slave, boy, and man. How, with being given the taste of reading, he pursued it regardless of the pain it caused him.

There were many things in the life of a slave of I didn't know, as well as the painful to hear, stark reality of slavery. I am going to, again, try to digest Stephen Hawking's works, as the last time, on chapter 3 -- he lost me. I remember going from gravity to gravitational constants and number theories that were as meaningful to me as neaderthal grunts or an language with implied manner and required clicks and visuals signs -- beyond the scope of graphical representation.

So, this fifteen times nested function means what now?

rolling doubles too many times

Well, what might look like a break ... a good streak, a heads-up penny, might very well be a ticket to the pokey. Alas, a man of profound stupidity -- has lucked himself into jail. It is not him to whom my sympathies go, but rather another person who must bear more pain. It isn't a crushing blow. In a fight to have this putz get along in life, this person has chosen to fight for him -- her competition a brutish Tyson fighter with some foxy cunning. Ultimately, either our protagonist will wear out this terror or our protagonist will perish in battle. I find the latter more likely.

The jailed man here is no stranger to me, but I favor the protector over the protected. The protected views life much like a game -- there is no reason for tears or emotional investment. To the destruction of others -- life is emotional investment, devotion and love. This "player" is unmoved by the cries of others. Be he the shoe, ship or hat -- a shit he remains.

Dog vs bear?

Not so deadly

obo car

Well, she wants a bit much for it, so ... offer away...

I'll show you two glaring problems and give you the skinny. In all, it is a car for to-and-fro travel only.

1993 Cutlass Supreme
175,000 miles
driver's side window motor is dead -- missing panel is in trunk
passenger mirror, severed -- kept in car presently
It needs a new headlight bracket

moon roof is operational

Present owner has had car 4.4 years. All accidents are "result of other drivers".

click and be well

An American in an Iranian court

So, I was pulled into a room with a chair. There were no windows and it smelled like death. Under the metal chair was a painting accident or the mess of fifty some people -- blood, feces, urine and who knows what else.

"I thought I was going to court to be tried."

"You are", said the voice behind me.

"The guilty will sit in the seat to begin the...", unnatural pause, "trial process." It wasn't that their English wasn't good, it was that "trial process" was not by barristers and magistrates, but rather by trial, like convicted witches. Innocent and guilty both die here. My heart pounded trying to find a way out.

I am sat in a chair, bound to it and a bright light is cast on me. Unlike police movies, it is not to make me sweat, but rather to allow the inquisitor to see like a dentist at a chair or a surgeon in ER, I am to be dissected and gutted.

Before I die I wonder what was my crime ... my sin ... my guilt ... as my screams begin and my agony starts, I remember.

I asked a question, "why".

Questions are more dangerous than guns here.

Ahmadinejad's next stop ... IHOP

Well, if I did fine at Columbia University, I think I'll stop in at IHOP, get some food and talk some more. Columbia Lunaversity has expressed interest in Somalia leaders and the architects of Apartheid.

Rights and punishments are dolled out in equal measure. Those opposed, die.

I agree with McCain on this one, you don't invite him to speak. Columbia University should relocate to liberal Iran. I hope, in 2008 they get no tax dollars if they want to host this type of person.

IHOP; international house of pancakes refuses to accept Ahmadinejad, so he'll have to find another more liberal and insane venue.

petitioning the court

These "gentlemen" have requested to not be tried as adults. Instead, the courts and America in general have accepted to not treat them as adults.

So you say your computer is "glitchy"

Call me, Wreck Support, and I will solve those pesky issues in a simple stroke. Be that stroke of genius or aggression, no matter -- it will be solved.

cars

At work, several other people have new new cars. One woman had her new car hit, by some fool in the parking lot. To worsen this ... they drove off and the cops didn't initially believe that the new car was unblemished before. I'm waiting to find more replacement cars soon -- I think.

art by Mark Tatulli, "Lio"

Deadbeat Dad Storage

early Halloween special

spider at night

She was busy thinking at the time

What would Snoopy do?

Simpson's follow up book

"I didn't do it, but if I was going to steal my memorabilia, I would do it like this..."

So far, no publishing companies are bidding to produce it.

Set up, sting, lies

You see, that wasn't me. That was some guy who looked like me there, taking my memorabilia. So, there you have it. I am being framed again, for I did not go in there and do those things. I was not even in the area. I was following up a lead on had on the real killer of Nicole and Ron. I mean, there I was, not resting ... still looking, before my tee time I had set, and that's that.

I mean, clearly from the audio, you can tell that ain't me. I don't know why my bodyguards were there with a lookalike. But you see, that's the police trying to get me. It's all a frame up, I am innocent of them charges. Mark Furman must be at the heart of this.

-- OJ Simpson's rough draft of criminal denial in his latest arrest

The more you know

Wackos!
L. Ron Hubbard, Sr. might have be a paranoid schizophrenic. I would have to write that the organization is completely wack, drawing wacks into the cult.

infatuated

Despite obstacles ... she resides in my mind...

I'll have to try some pick up lines, "sleep with me"? "You're so hot!", "Wanna try my new car?", "Wanna get closer"


I surrender to her slap!