Comedy begins in Fall

New this Fall is "The bin Ladens", from the creators of "That 70's Show". You can't believe the explosive laughs when the bin Ladens make their home in London. Critics agree, "hallowed be Muhammad" this reality TV is more than just Al-Quada alrighta, it's funny at its core. He's a hard working scrap merchant with ties to international terrorism and his wife number sixteen in London can't seem to properly cook the Beef Wellington. The laughs continue when she plays bridge and bin Laden invites the guys over for non-drinking and gambling. Boy! Does she get in trouble for not obeying master at his beck and call.

It's black and blue misadventures the entire way in this Falls new hit-slap-punch-pulverize smash series, "The bin Ladens".

I think it's crap she married him and that I find it likely there are already people wanting "book rights" and media rights for television and movies. "He rocked Kabul, but couldn't rock my world -- especially in the bedroom."

"One time at Burka camp ..."

Brilliant chess move

So, some flaky bit (Brit) wed a bin Laden. Well, well, well. Knight to ... making it four moves from check. While the British might want to use the woman to spy on bin Laden, the bin Ladens will likely use the marriage to get more "relatives" into Britain, then the US.

Huh. I wonder if the bin Ladens believe in equal rights for women. Ha! Fat chance!

Geez!

You make one little boo boo at work and they just make the biggest deal out of it!

embarassing me

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Originally uploaded by MDH, II

With an imagination ... you can see quite a bit

Where's Bambi's house?

I was driving back from work last night and a deer was crossing the street. I wonder if there was a party it was trying to find. So, there are deer that hide in plain sight, perhaps some of those lawn ornament deer are real then.

"Sorry I'm dressed trashy"

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaa", is all I could say. She came in with short shorts revealing her long legs her little curves. "Da, duh ... happy, happy, joy, joy", followed by other nonsense that spilled from my 'piehole'. Good gracious! The Louvre, splendid to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. I'd kind of note the same here, but wowsie wowsie, hammina hammina, hubba hubba and other cat calls.

Flaccid to titanium in 0.06 seconds.

skills needed

You must not be able to see the difference between the two pictures in order to qualify for management.
If you can notice a difference, there will be difficulties. If you know the difference, then you cannot enter management.

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Well, apart from my opening breath of "work stinks", much like others would say, "hello", I had a chance talk with a woman at work last night. I suppose, all things considered positive things were:

she's nice (conversation wasn't wasted),
fellow trainee saw the "best fit" model for management is an arrogant ass who ditches work when he can. The next pick for trainee is just that; arrogant ass who leaves early when he can.

I completed changes on my cover letter and resume', so when I find a job where I plan to apply -- I'll have something.

If anyone knows of a job ... let me know, eh? While I'm not sure how far down I want to trade, I wouldn't mind trading laterally, if for nothing else than change of hypocrisy.

dreams, she's in my dreams

She's so hot!

Darn, but it will pass. It'd be nice for dreams to pass into reality, but ... only in fiction does that happen.

Ain't funny McGee

This first one is eerily similar to Saddam

Concepts for Borat O'Bama

Potter

I think a far more enigmatic and starkly ironic ending would be that he is slain while defending a child. That child then bears a mark from an attack which kills or nearly kills the attacker. You could then infer that the other characters "resemble" Griffondor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, making their own -- new school of magic and the cycle continues.

Granger house, Wesley house, Potter house, Longbottom house

let me get this straight ...

Violent people do violent acts? I just find that hard to believe.

mid-July schedule

M: (July 9); 5 - Close
T: (July 10); Off
W: (July 11); 5 - Close
R: (July 12); 2:00 - 10:00
F: (July 13); 5:00 - 11:00
S: (July 14); 5:00 - 11:00
N: (July 15); 4:00 - 11:00
M: (July 16); 5 - Close

strange act witnessed

I was at work and saw someone drinking beer on the job. Now, the course of action that should have followed:

send person home; notify unit chief; say ado to the person for, drinking on the job is an offense that leads to termination.

I didn't immediately send the person home, that person knows I know, and claimed to feel bad about it, and obviously needs the money. When the person gave me and, "I owe you", I figure that it might be a done issue. I cannot think of another leader who would have chosen my method of handling it. I may not have handled it right, or the best, but I don't think I shall have difficulty with that person again. At least, I hope not.

He claims his work isn't good enough

Posh! I'd say this is great! While generalized as a mother and child, it is very likely Mary and Jesus.

-- art by James Freygang

New July 4th tradition

photo courtesy of MR

"They're using artillery on us!" with a picture of fireworks. The line is from Die Hard. It's better when it's sent on cellphone.

irony and Iron Maiden

I saw a guy come in at work wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt, and bade him, "good band" as he left. He agreed and he was on his way. Later, MR sent me a picture from Bed, Bath, & Beyond featuring posters for sale. How IronMaidenic!

Fluptz Putz

More people are underemployed. The rate of 4.5 unemployment might be that people aren't home anymore because they are working two or more jobs. Man that upsets me when they note -- people are employed. Right, and minimum wage at McDonald's, which is still poverty level, constitutes "employment"? Look at salaries for those people, not merely if they are "working". For another example: someone lives to 106 being a lifelong smoker. That might be a good campaign for R.J. Reynolds, except if you find he was on life support for 25 years and ate up 4.8 million dollars of medical funds to keep him alive.

Numbers aren't important if taken out of context, butt heads! Trying showing the average salary for families with one job only per person. That doesn't look so fine, now does it. I don't like half-facts, it irks me because it influences the weak minded to believe --- well, then, there isn't a problem. Subtract the golden parachute CEOs and start examining the salaries and employment, then give me some numbers.

instant resistance

I made a suggest that would take about 10 seconds to do ... daily. That is ten seconds out of a day. I got resistance to it right away. It doesn't cost money, costs no real significant time, but I got resistance.

F' em! I mean that, in that they get an "F" and that [rhymes with duck] them!