misprints?

faster method

While the Ohio judicial system couldn't find a vein for a lethal injection, a man pointed out that bullets are more capable of finding difficult-to-find veins. While the suggestion was sadly dismissed, it is indeed a viable option that more states should take.

more errors

opened fired ... gooda Engrish

Obama reporter?

old man

well, if there is no one else I should pick on, perhaps I should be the target.
getting old stinks, especially when you look like this.