clumps of stuff before a large post

and the whole lot of stockings were hung by the chimney with care.

Justin learns to avoid the camera

What I needed lots of this December ... hits

Eggsnogg -- 3 mur khups plz

Yo ... Ize Cheree from da 'hood y'all!

The Midwest got a call from the weather ... it was the above.

Charlie blocks out the words and the cameraman -- me.

Snowman sneaks a peek.

Thanks weather ... December leaving family, friends, and me without power for days.

Why type well when you can do this?

Cold kicked my

Santa finds the easy button

Santa has something to think about.

trouble and shooting

I colored the heck out of this thing. There was a very graphic nature to this picture originally, but I changed it to feature the puppy trying to escape the box.

Weaker my foot and fist ... clocked out, I'd say.

This December was a might mean in many ways. I am thankful that I got a chance to have Christmas with some friends, family and some will-be family.

A very Merry Christmas to everyone. I will post more pictures soon.

placing ads is tricky

style

OK. It's not a great joke, but it can be funny.

p o w . . .

power has been restored.

bad luck or racism

We played CatchPhrase 2 and Tim almost always got the thing when it beeped. He claimed, 'this game is so racist!"

Dear Hasbro ....

parts of a party

Mike's Christmas party 2008

Santa in lights

I saw him there, flashed in light, perhaps he isn't lit now with the power outages.

Sunova glitch!

Fort Wayne loses power .... over 100,000 affected. Look dudes, get on this thing!

I was lucky enough to stay with family who had power -- lucky indeed. Jeff, Paula, Josh are without power and they are staying with family.

While I have been away, I have had other things to do. I also got to go to Mike's party. I will post pictures PDQ. The love of my life was there with me.

I returned to the powerless, heatless house in search for a few things that I needed. The thermometer stopped after low forties. I am sure that it was lower than the meter showed. Walking through your house with no heat or power is eerie. It makes one wonder if you died and are not just haunting the place.

Sing a song of bull***t

Hi, I'm [insert name here],

I have [insert ludicrous amount of money here] that needs to be handled through a US bank. If you could just send me your:
name, account number, SSN, phone number, and the address to send the "thanks sucker" letter to, that would be great.

tonsils

Soon Charlie will not have them. His tonsils and adenoids are infected and they are going to be pulled. So, while he recovers ... rest, blankets and ICE CREAM.

Well, let's hope not like Napoleon

smell my feet!

You would think that these were Hanes, but these off-name brand are called "Holes". Well, they lived up to their name.

stare down

Einstein's idea

I learned it, however, from Benny Hill.

One should never assume, because you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

one of the better photos I have seen

I guess he wanted his fiery torment before he went to hell for his actions, eh?

stuck

Jeff, Paula, Josh have adventures of grandeur, meanwhile I have only my delusions of grandeur. That's the luck of the draw I suppose.

I hope the three of them are having a good, safe time!

I was asked

Thank you Worth1000 for the original work.

Ha! You missed; my turn

"I'm pretty good at ducking, as most of you know," Bush joked, adding quickly that "I'm talking about ducking your questions."
Any number of times President Bush stumbled over his own words. Now he got it just right.

Throwing a shoe at the President of the United States? That's wrong in so many ways. I'm just hoping one-shoe wonder hobbles back to disrespect.

oops ... syntax error

missing ")"
You have got to be kidding me!

likely excuse

Jeff, Paula, Josh didn't just fly up for the 2 hours to join us for the party. Well, Joshua apparently had enough jetlag -- no was no.

NYC to here.

Charlie Birthday!

I hope that you wished for everything you got!
Happy birthday young man Charlie!