Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
My sister sent me this
I highlighted the funner parts. Sadly, this is our taxes dollars and private funding here folks. I suppose the followup report that the fish had a "favorite" position, the fish-style?
The news was shown on Earthlink.
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
job posting
We are seeking a doctor. The doctor doesn't have to have a mastery of English, because we surely don't.
"Finster! How many times have I told you not to play with knives, and guns, and brass knuckles, and ..."
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Type-crash dummies?
Gettin your xyxyxyxy a10shun I types good, c?
While the letters break up the pattern of listing after listing, it makes you look moronic.
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
drinking yields mastery of silly walks
I suppose if you had enough of these you could excel any silly walk without the government grant, though John Cleese might still give you "a run for your money".
Thanks ISJ for sending this to me!
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protection battle
My sister, some time ago, had some issues on her computer. I ran a virus scan on Norton, then downloaded and ran a Spyware Doctor scan. I would and do use them both, but clearly on the Virus Protection Deathmatch, Spyware Doctor found many more and I would rate more effective this time.
You know the rules, when the mouse clicks, come out fighting computer problems.
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Friday, February 20, 2009
Oh Mama!
We need oversight and we need to put lawyers to work. The road will be fixed as soon as more bills are examined by our professionals who specialize in skimming through law and passing law when it pays them.
Obama, you approved this? Well, Democrats, what have you got to say for yourselves?
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owned
The funniest things are true!
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Missing
My mind, for I have posted something without reading. Thank you MR for correcting me on this error.
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google video chat
Late night chat:
Well, I like google video chat. It works just fine. Tawnya and I chatted last night and as you can see she showed her lovely grin and twinkling eyes. This afternoon I did a screen capture, but somehow I stupidly replaced that on the clipboard with some text -- so I lost her talking with me after her haircut. She looked very pretty and I let her know.
The - in the corner is where my video PIP would be, but I minimized it to concentrate on her.
She is clothed, it just looks like she isn't.
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Monday, February 16, 2009
answering MR's question
I was holding up a peace sign after drinking Captain Morgan with Pepe Le Pew showing who is stinkin' drunk.
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about 1 hour away
If by one hour away you mean hours and hundreds of miles away. Did you guys enter anything right in the job description? Did you know that sometimes cities with the same names of different states aren't really close?
I would liken this to Broadway. Broadway, NYC is much different than Broadway in my town.
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
no thanks to you
Well, I tried to help some place look better, English error, with a comment, but I got this instead. Sheesh! "No respect; no respct at all!"+
+ Rodney Dangerfield
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Friday, February 13, 2009
OK, I'm a bit of a whiner
I am a poo-poo head. Thanks to "Star Wars: Lost Hope" for the original picture. This is Anikan, but I think I'm a bit more of a whiner today.
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LARGER
Minute after minute, hour after hour, I ain'ts got no will, my tummy gots da power! Wow, watch Notorious and experience the many deadly sins.
Gluttony
Greed (repeat)
Gluttony (repeat ten times)
Throw in envy, pride and lust.
"... your [sandwich ate] up in a Brooklyn basement"
"escargot, my butt go unquickly, not swiftly"
"chew run, run, run, a chew gum gum"
Biggie, biggie, biggie can't you see the way eat dun terrify me
I just hate those cheap hot wings days ...
Guess that's why yo iz fat, eatin' tweny-four hour dayz
If you ever read his lyrics ... surprised he lived as long as he did.
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to get the truth
Some agents might have a way to obtain the truth from Blagojevich. We just need to approach this from another angle. This will record everything that he does.
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enough with the shock vids, please
I don't know what I was searching on YouTube, but there were reactions to 2 guys 1 horse. It was obvious from the title what would likely happen. Thankfully the horse was not assaulted during the video. Overall, it wasn't the most graphic video, but it was gross.
In the end, I suppose that I would have to ask, "Why? Why film it?" It might be important to note that the background guy wasn't "biologically interested" at the time of the event. You would think that if you were going to do that, you might be keen on the operation, right?
With this, I believe that I can safely type that the genre should be completely dead, please.
Posted by Marcus at 10:10 AM 1 comments
problems
My car wouldn't start. Oh, man! I called the shop and they predicted, not seeing the car, that it was the starter and it would be around $200. Ouch! I had to call a tow truck to get it there.
I cannot overstate this: "GET an AAA Chicago Motor Club Membership". I have gone through a lot of miles with two cars breaking down.
The tow driver pulled the car up the ramp and popped my tire. The company, likely later the driver, then is responsible for getting me a new tire. I got to the shop late and the owner had a critical question: "Is that a 2.7 [liter engine]?" He reported that the 2.7L engines were junk and he had lots of them sitting, broken, unusable. Thankfully, I have a 3.2L, which is "less of a problem".
Yoikes!
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Overseas, other there to here
It's been to China ... or rather, it started in China and came here. HP, you order 'em, they'll build 'em.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
not pampered in the least
There is a dog, while old and need of support sometimes for his weak legs, is granted an unusual diet. He has dinner prepared for him, but not just any meal. He won't eat kibble, oh no. He requires special food. His humans make him food that has to taste like people food. He even gets picky about the spices. It has to smell and taste like people food, so it gets a bit of spices too.
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It works
I have tried many anti-antiperspirants. Mostly, they keep my less-stinky but I still sweat. This stuff actually works for a long, long, long time. I put some on and the next morning it was still there, keeping the shower's water off my skin. If you sweat strong, try this -- it's stronger. Man! It isn't too much more per ounce than other Old Spice.
Posted by Marcus at 2:22 PM 1 comments
Bill too high
A family member got a phone bill. It was $1250.43. Can you say or scream, "AAGGGGHHH!!"? Good golly. Well, they went over minutes, on a large scale. At 40 cents per minutes, that added up quickly. Well, the bill-handling family member got frantic and called the phone company and tried to lower that thing to real numbers. Oh, boy!
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Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Texas Hillbilly Shoots Two Bigfoots!
Sass-Kwa-ch! We dun shoots it.
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click ... working
Thanks Gmail, it's trimmer, thinner, finer, faster. Google personnel, you have made improvements. Congratulations!
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Next award goes to
Oh boy! He's done such an outstanding job this year as a person, a whole new award gets created. It's the golden ass award, also called the Christian Bale. For accosting his mother, accosting random people on a set, his dedication to be a less-tator than dic, Bale has earned this award.
I thought Tom Cruise was a nutcase, but Bale clearly demonstrates his acting ability on film. You'd never think of what an ass he is in real life. What an actor's actor!
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Well, that's my *****, of course
The world used to be relevant to my penis. Now it is relevant to henrynaruto9's penis. Yes, there was a time when everything found on the Earth and in the universe could be considered to be my penis. What's that huge building called, "my penis". What's that, uh, a manatee? "No, it's my penis." Later on people would suggest that they knew what I was thinking and that [insert noun here] was clearly my penis.
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009
just the pictures
Good . . . cough, whoa. OK, you're G. I. tract is working now.
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Old artists graded
Mary, mother of God is seen being hit by a stream of light. Huh. So, there she was in the lower floor of the two-story manger in beautiful and ornate Nazareth. Oh, wait, maybe that is when the angel of the Lord blessed her with child, while the very early wise men are at her door.
F. If you aren't going to paint it right, you aren't getting paid.
F. You can pick up your coupon for a free order of fritas on the way out.
F! Fired! You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
These are sometimes accredited as being evidence of UFOs and E.T.s. Consider it from a purchaser's POV. You commission a painting of an important event or person and you get oddball crap.
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