My member

a far cleaner way of writing what my catch phrase was for a long while -- thankfully more than two decades ago. An example of to the absurb level it was carried appears below.

Hey! What's that on top of that [Napa] truck?
That's my member! Actually, I used a more precise medical term. Whereas others might have favored old standbys for comic sense, I stayed true with (uh, "OPP" by Naughty By Nature discussed this).

On that same trip, Monkeyjack, his nephew and I pulled up to the window at Arbys. His nephew states, loudly, "Hey! She's got a mustache!"
She was embarrassed and we might have received, "special orders"