Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Context

Where any casual reader will see this and think of some disease that these young manga girls have, but in actuality, the diseased are the zombies below. The writers claim the zombies pursue their darkest desires, and example of which showed them hiking up skirts.

Maybe the diseased ones are the writers.

Hotel, 1 not well

Keith before his tooth broke off. Poor man lost a tooth on soft food. I guess it was time to go.
splish, splash, Zach swims in a flash
splash down ... Tawnya and Zach take the plunge
Tawnya in warm, hot water
Tawnya & Zach still
Micah
blurred vision of pizza with Micah & Charlie
As close as Lori wanted me to get
Charlie had a good idea ... "swim, Mommy, Daddy". So they did. They got a hotel room for a real rate opposed to the going rate of arm-leg and next-of-kin.

It was very kind of them to invite Tawnya and Zach to swim. Thank you!

! Thanks also to Lori for, "We didn't eat for that long".

caution


Things behind you are larger than they appear!
"Why didn't somebody tell me my butt was so big!"+

Tawnya took my camera and presto -- embarrassment in seconds.

+ Spaceballs

Most Disgusting Job in the World - Funny Animation

Well, you might predict the next step, but the tormented screams make it funnier.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

birthday


Tawnya had her birthday on Tuesday and we got to Fort Wayne to eat. We headed back to W later and her daughter C presented her with a gift -- the movie, "Nights In Rodanthe".

It was simply marvelous to spend days with her. Thank you and happy birthday my sweet love

Friday, March 27, 2009

UN popular

uh, no




spam flavored

creepy man again

The story here is, that I wanted to take a picture with the camera extended. Well, the results were terrible and comical. Enjoy!

impulse to anger

I know I was angry, because I didn't do the best thing I could have done to fix the problem. I had my camera in my hand coming back from the walk and this jerk had pulled up touching my bumper. I, of course, don't have the picture because I was too stinking mad. I got in my car, moved it, then came back and got a picture. As you can see, there is PLENTY of space behind the car, it was the behavior of a jerk.

In fact, the putz didn't even pull up to the steps, which would make sense. Nope. So, if you see this vehicle and plate ... beware the jerk (gender unknown as I never saw the driver). I assume this is parked at the driver's house.

odd sight

photos of a walk





grillin chillin


I got a chance to make it over to Monkeyjack's and enjoyed grillin'. KC managed to try a novel little thing here ... pizza on the grill which turned out good. I didn't eat it, pepperoni -- yuck.

'ell

What the 'ell is in a Dell you ask?


fan that was accessible
laptop monitor
cooling system and DVD drive
small HD
neat but useless keyboard
old motherboard

tossed about

There is a local cat where Tawnya lives and she generally is happy to greet you, walking briskly in a kitty manner to accept petting and to rub against you. The last time that I saw her, she was happily playing with something. The something happened to be a previously living thing. She had caught a mole. I could see the small holes in the lawn where she followed then dug up the mole.

Man, was she happy! She was reliving the fight as it never happened. She picked up the mole, tossed it in the air and struck it down. She did this a while, then held it in her mouth. She batted it around the ground like a soccer ball.

Eventually she agreed to come over to see me and rub against me. She gave me about 30 seconds of "love" as it were, then back she went to playing with the long-since dead prey.

Monday, March 23, 2009

more power to the people

While AIG will rename itself, it occurred to me that taxpayers should have a newly enactable power:

alter loan rates.

That's right! If taxpayers loaned banks money, then they could:

create new fees:
$1 million for late payment plus $100,000 fee for processing for each occurrence.
change of services fees--any services altered (reduced or reassessed at high rates/fees) at any bank receiving stimulus monies will result in an immediate penalty fee of $1 million and an increase of rate equal to or greater than the increase in fees.
Since taxpayers are not competing for business and they are the sole loaning "institution", they can set the rate higher than market value without prior notice and is not subject to arbitration.
non-teller fees--to compensate the job loss for persons not filling the role of tellers for the loan, fees may range from $1,000 to $250,000 depending on locality.
recycling fee--to offset the use paper use and electronic filing and government required hard-copy filing with undisclosed varying rates
without prior notice, loan may be re-assessed to match current market economic need of loaning body (taxpayers)

This could extend to all "bailout" packages to companies and third parties.

Put power and money back in the hands and control of the taxpayers--it's their money.

--- another additional option could be to require all companies (third parties, including individuals) must rename themselves to any name (including previous or current name) with the same font size inclusion of "owes American taxpayers great respect, thanks, and timely repayment of the loan".

Friday, March 20, 2009

It's no secret

She was really thinking, "sleep!"

In case you wanted to know with whom I am in love.
She is here, glorious, wonderful Tawnya!

God knows, now you do too, that she makes me smile!

pay the price for your lack of playtime

"Daddy, please!"

old, beware

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Lilly in the backyard

Lilly digs.

no refunds

Ah, that time of year when the drunken punks do surely wish to be drinkin' the green beer. Whotz bahd iz when dey geitz et home.

St. Pauli girl isn't green! It's only in a green bottle ... as is the Heineken and the other pilsners. Lots of ale, none to drink, for the hillbillies were for want of green "domestic" Bud. That's OK, Bubba Jimmy-Bob, Jr. has a case of gonorrhea and is peein' green just the same.