papercrud

So... I was half right. I was in a hurry on paperwork -- my own errors. I was also right that some of the errors are of others, so I am "at fault" for not fixing their errors. So, I'm being reprimanded for others' errors. That's ***king wonderful! I don't suppose you'll be talking to the ones making the mistakes.

Typical. Kill the wrong target.

tongue out in a phft!

I watched I Harry Potter & Order of Phoenix. I think I'll try to limit my postings on movies that are worth watching. While it was a shortened version of the stupidest book of the series, it omitted much of what would later be important in the series. You also don't understand that Ron and Hermione are a couple.

for passover

Did I do good?

I shall qualify this into two categories:

substitute good with "well", in which I get no positive feedback at work. I'm alerted when I err, but not when I'm doing right, good, or well. So, I'm in Office Space where my only motivation is to avoid being told I'm doing it wrong. They blow chunks as sucking up dignity and giving it to someone else. If someone deserves a personal thanks or looking-in-the-eyes, "you're great", do it. The 'atta-boy's are lame.

I wanted to get the funk out of Dodge last night, but spent about 2 hours talking with a woman there who has some hardships in her life. Her primary focus is on the hardships of being a parent. It almost makes me happy to not be one, but there are great pluses to being a parent -- I've not had those, nor the minuses. Anyway, I think she needed an "ear" or two, if for nothing else -- venting. I guess I do good, by just being, alive being there for a time. I got home around 4am tired as anything.

There are not enough hours free to me.

Tom, Jerry, cake

Excellent work Lori!!

Long time ago ...

in a land and (galaxy) far, far away ...

Happy birthday Charlie

carry on with your indomitable spirit

Charlie had a birthday party at Bells' Roller Dome and it seemed to be quite the success. Another year older and deeper in thought. They grow quickly so don't blink!

I hope you don't get your dad's "skills" as they were with liquids -- note the coffee-like color stain on Keith?

Yo! It's about that time

Peace now and forever, Christ Jesus was born and lives forever.

Merry Christmas and may you find love, happiness and joy. Peace to all!

Sorrier

Text changed from original.

Geez!

Just for one little thing -- they kick you out!

I swear, I wasn't cheating!

Beware ... always

Turning my frown upside down

Well, I think I might try thinking positively for a while. Though my drive was terrible and my stress was high -- I was soothed with the tender caress of compassion today. I stopped on the road and around ten separate people stopped and asked if I needed help. I never even considered my hometown so friendly and helpful!

Thanks to everyone who offered to help me!

Thankfully, I didn't need it, but it was great that assistance was offered. Be it the season, the city, or the general attitude of people, that has put me in a good mood!

white roads, white knuckles

Well, I drove from work town to hometown at a blistering 28 - 34 mph. The drive lasted for 2.5 hours including the time I had to pull off the road (possible engine overheat) and shoveling my car free from the hotel parking lot. I didn't like it; didn't want it; happy to be home.

My county of residence did a better job of clearing the road than my county of work. Odd, all things considered, but happy that I saw very few people ditched out.

hotel stay

I was thinking about staying in town if the weather got bad. The company "splurged" and got me a hotel room ... negotiated trade and I spent the night in town. It's quite the winter out there now. While the hotel of choice they made was not mine, I am not disappointed.

Free; rest; coffee. I only wish I were back home.

Thanks God! Thanks work!

lampoon government

God pitched in

Okay ... after 8 blasted days ... my car is fixed...


or no

I was nearly to work -- I made it to 48 minutes there and sputter clunk ... the car died again.

I called the shop and they came to pick up the car. I needed to be to work ... there was no one there willing to come get me. How shocking!

I stepped out waiting for the time that they'd send someone to get me, and then a guy pulled up and gave me a ride there.

So guy just doesn't want me driving that car I suppose. Well, it'd be nice if I had the money to get another one, then ... ro get a different job to avoid having that wicked drive or some other solution.

Capitalize on revolution

So, in opposition to the status quo of sending so-called representatives to vote in our place we have what ... autocracy. What a gip! If a representative is elected ... the duty is to do what is right for:

the nation,
the world,
constituants

To guide him/her are sound reasoning, logical and ethics. Money and party-based ideologies should not impart decision-making. Party R or D have slated agendas, but there are dissenters to these, so they are not static.

The American revolution was based on flagrant misuse of monies and no control over how much or how it is spent. Law was administered from a remote region and was final -- not eligible for review. These same things we have now.

I do not propose a violent destruction of the US, but rather submit a call for the government to act like it is supposed to work. It doesn't get five weeks of vacation! It doesn't paid, then pensions, protection, and lobbyist monies. It serves the people, not the people serving it. I call for the government to stop acting like 18th bureaucratic aristocrats or Czarist Russia.

As the government spends our money for no gain to us and as jobs become scarce, the system will fail. You cannot speak peace with a gun, and you cannot speak success without security. We should focus on education and not on incarceration. We should concern ourselves with health care, not on welfare.

I want more ... more ... and the US certainly can do more. The level of taxation isn't the issue, its the use of the money that is the problem. I also don't like our very few representatives who are filled with personal agendas and "where do I see myself in five years" financially secure after "serving" my term.

"We know what we're doing" with your money. If it doesn't help the nation, then you're doing it wrong.

The US is spending nearly $5 billion monthly on Iraq and Afghanistan. Let's apply that money to cancer research ... think we'll get closer then? How about that money spent on Health care restructuring? How about using that funding for crime units in the US completely eradicating gangs in LA, Chicago, NY? If the war isn't "that costly" to our GNP then, use that level of personnel in the US checking customs, cargo crates, borders, etc.

If you ask families in gangland if the gangs were expunged, 'would they feel safer'. The gangs there are a direct threat and help import crime, people (including slave labor), drugs, weapons, terrorists, and help fund them. Are they then a threat -- heck yes!

Waste with MySpace

in order to contact someone at work ... I got, "MySpace" ... garbage, garbage, garbage.

I also got spam messages within 2 days of using it. How shocking! I would definitely stay away from MyWaste dot com.

why to buy aides

Oh ... and you'll also need headphones and a nose guard. Yep ... that's why you need Viagra

oh and Absolut Vodka and tequila

Guitar Hero

Mama don't your babies grow up to be rockers

my car ...

my car, my car ... talkin' 'bout my car ... my car

My car is still sitting at auto shop. "Yeah ... we get that together on Monday". Hey, that's nice -- merely a week of having it! I am not sure that I will use the shop again regardless of their previous successes.

remember your freedom at the cost of another's

I think about how "hard" my Christmas is going to be, but then I think of those defending my freedoms, those who've died. I've got it easy ... I'm still here in the states this Christmas. Thank you to all who serve.

Learnin' dumminess

Fat Albert

Trains bite! I'm running late

Trains bite! I'm running late again!

charisma charming

I can't expound upon this any more ... pictures are telling.

criping?

The people making the most fuss about Jennifer Love-Hewitt are, well ... out of her league as it were. Why should they care that she is becoming adult and developing --- cellulite. Wow ... her legs and bum are the resting places for adipose tissue, much like many women. What is the big friggin' deal, folks?

Oh, and she's engaged -- yep, off the market for those 275 pound couch potatoes and computer typers who couldn't run a block let alone a mile. They know all too well about cellulite. She's engaged, rich, beautiful---face it duds (not dudes) she was never yours to begin with.

Unlike the media, her finance' probably makes her happy.

"C" is for corpse

Pimp C dead, eh? A 33 year-old died of natural causes ... like comeuppance. Live like a criminal ... die young.

Too fast to live, too young to die

bye bye

I pulled an incomplete James Dean by going off the road last night in terrible road conditions. I was going faster than I should and what I didn't know was that the left lane was 60% worse than the right lane. I skidded out of control, thankfully not hitting the car near me, then sliding across the highway divider and onto the northbound lane and up onto the other side of the road and finally bumping into a farmer's fence.

The car is fine -- undamaged and rides just fine, but I'll need to get an alignment just to make sure. I don't think I would have had such a nice landing with the old car of mine. I have another blog for geared for my reverence for God, but I'll thank God here anyway.

Thanks God for your miraculous saving of me!

Damn! Flakes! Snowflakes mean Winter.

Damn! Flakes! Snowflakes mean Winter. It's cold too.

natural state of aggression

Upset? Angry? I'm downright mean and nasty! "Just give me something to [berate]!" +

+ Limp Bizkit

Uh, no ... ninjas!

Fat man in ninja suit

Florida ninjas rob man in his driveway. What is this world coming to?

Thanks to Monologuing MR for the story

finished two "tings"

Green River Killer book by Ann Rule and "Empowerment Takes More Than One Minute". Wordy, windy, and stupid story around the concept of share information ... and so on. My company would never ... never go for such a thing. Allow management through and to others -- no way, eh. The company generally slinks away from change -- change, viral like AIDS, right?

how I move at work

only, in my case, I'm "walking" from one location to another one.

Sheryl Crow has competition

It's lunacy throw down with Paul McCartney's wife and the animal lefts and rights and consumption thereof causing global warming. Yep ... that's queerer than a football bat. Each woman mention is not frosted, but is a flake nonetheless.

cute child game

Notice ... no sickness ... barbarism, cute, "Where the Wild Things Are" meets "Little Bear" -- same author btw.
Adventure game.

Branch Lohanians

There's a new sect of a religious order whose precepts are "spend", "buy", "shop", "tramp". One small clause made by our founder was simply, "no photos, please". We, the devoted throngs of jobless groupies embrace this new mantra ... "no photos, please" and shall hereby stone to death anyone who takes pictures of the Lohan. Clearly, she has ordered us to slay people who take her picture, have older pictures of her before her statement, have drawn pictures of her, or have engraved images of her.

Uh ... no, I didn't ask or tell you to kill people.

We, the devoted groupies shall kill all who are in possession of your picture, oh mighty Lohan.

Stop it! "Zealots!" +

+ Toy Story

playing chicken

I didn't even get an invite but an opossum wanted to play chicken with me last night. I was driving through town when I saw the little critter on the street. I slammed on my breaks and saw everything on my seat fly onto the floor. The good news, though not by much, the waddling wanderer was not struck by my car. I half expected a New Yorker voice, "Hey! I'm walkin' here!"

try me for this

If you want to be insulted ... let's do this!
It's not Muhammad as a bomb or as a cute Teddy Bear ...
no.

I shall envision, perhaps write his name on blades of grass so that each time I mow the lawn ...
I'm cutting down Muhammad.

I hear Jesus, Jews, America defamed, berated daily. Eat this Sudan!
Let your piety find forgiveness not vendetta or you can rot like the things pictured above each and every year.

car proof

wood paneling does not go on a car. Just look for yourself!

food label

I must have missed it on the food I made last night. Whoa, or rather unwhoa! There was no stopping that train.
I guess my stomach and intestines were in agreement that the insurgent food must be expelled.

snoitaN

Backward nations ...
like Saudi Arabia lashing a rape victim;
Sudan for punishing a person for naming a Teddy Bear Muhammad;
decades of oppressing women and children, teaching a whack fundamentalist view of Islam;
Afghanistan favoring the Taliban who favored enslaving and killing their women and girls;
Somalia for favoring war over peace;
Syria for asking the US for handouts while supporting terrorist groups that hurt the US;
Jordan for doing the same;
Palestine, as it were, for denying the Jews an existence.

I strongly encourage the US to start billing these countries or so-called nations for the support we give them. I know that the US enforced a 21 year-old drinking age by simply offering road funding only to those states adopting the 21 year-old drinking age. While a few states challenged it -- they all succumbed to the drinking age.

"Secure your borders; eliminate terrorists; respect other nations, or we pull any and all funding."

heard it first on 8 track

cough, hack ... plecht

The only reason to start ...

Bill past due

A smart US adviser helps with the financial burden of the war in Iraq. Services will be terminated if bill not paid.

++++
Yes, I know the numbers are a little messy, but the meaning is clear, right?

Moon landing

I saw a moon landing debunking. The tag line of "proof" was bad, as the postulations were, unprovable, either true or false. The British examiner noted flashes on the screen, failing to remark that the film was grainy as heck, there flashes on the suits as well. His thinking was wire harnesses, trying to explain astronauts' ability to stand on one foot and do many unbelievable feats. This likely comes from a man who cannot imagine 1/6 of Earth's gravity. I guess he isn't a swimmer, right?

Trasformers

Well ... it was eye candy, good sound effects and ...
well, there wasn't what I would call acting. There wasn't what I would call much of a plot.

I watched it ... and I'm done with it.

3

Shot at night, exposure time about 6 seconds without a tripod It's intersting how much light there really is.

Thanksgiving night .. big clumps of snow, nothing stayed through the morning

flashlight shot through wine bottle casting shadows on the wall

Twee twazy picwures fwor you.

Ewwww!

Would be dancer on Gong Show, then I remembered "dancer" in Catina scene in Return of the Jedi. Since I can't find the video clip of the rotund dancer ... you'll have to try to remember the portly oddly dressed dancer in the foreground.

Using this map as a reference ...

We could remove the cancer sites here (marked in white) and be safer. There is no guarantee that this will permanently remove any and all infection or danger, but it is a very large section. I strongly recommend the removal of this large site.

There are other questionable sites, but with this procedure to remove the worse sections, this will clear up much of the extending infection.

Just give me something to break ...

How 'bout my friggin' leg?

Eat up, butterball!

There are starving kids in Turkey, apparently.

Last Night

Thinking 'bout last night

Undercredited, undercited ... Travelling Willburys

"Last Night" lyrics
She was there at the bar, she heard my guitar
She was long and tall, she was the queen of them all
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night

She was dark and discreet, she was light on her feet
We went up to her room and she lowered the boom
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night

(bridge 1)
Down below they danced and sang in the street
While up above the walls were steaming with heat
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night

I was feeling no pain, feeling good in my brain
I looked in her eyes, they were full of surprise
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night

(bridge 2)
I asked her to marry me she smiled and pulled out a knife
The partys just beginning she said, its your money or you life
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night

Now Im back at the bar, she went a little too far
She done me wrong, all I got is this song
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night

Bigger Fish

Well ... if you hide it, hide it, then reveal it as nothing, you tend to look foolish.

MR remarked that I had "bigger fish to fry" RE: Warren report that details the JFK findings. Why in the world would you seal it? Whenever they "unseal" it, it will be denounced as a lie, just as Roswell was. They weren't upfront and didn't come up with a clever enough lie to make it pan out. Whatever happens now means -- lying government. Either you lied then or now or hid it for no reason.

That was a bad call! Continually unopening it is a bad call. Remove enough platforms and the soapboxers are on the ground and more difficult to hear -- less important. Not opening it and making it seems a conspiracy gives some the soapbox or podium.

I once found a conspiracy "this big" [hands extended from New Jersey to Wyoming, more believable than hands to California, right?

lest we forget

ZZ Top has legs and despite its end of the run touring, I still remember licks and kicks that I liked. Not to sound too Suessical, I found legs very doable, in all sense of the words and phrase.

If I had money, doggone it, I might buy one.A key feature in videos -- hotties -- babes show legs, light tight frame and wiggles that drive a man mad. Now, you don't have to show grinding to entice a man -- a pretty face, a strut and you've got us!

BTW: a light-hearted girl at work, timid, virginal (I suppose) remarked on a stripper pole today. This same person admonished me for "sonofa" never finishing anything. She is, whom I'd hope, for a daughter -- has an idea of what and who she wants to be and accomplished in her daily work. You don't often get called out by your "hopeful daughter", but you listen when it happens. Sorry K if I'm not the influence I ought to be.

I've wanted to be a "daddy" for a while and if I can be a part-time daddy to some, so be it. Since I'm not the Mississippi type, I'm interested in her being an adult and doing what she wants. If nothing else, trusted council, I'll take. Do well, young 'en!

Somehow, my blankity blank blank devil-blushing profanity hasn't shined at work, though I grumble it smiting my woes wrathfully. I was docked ... "you don't curse", remarking my once ... once, nasty curse. Actually, when I whisper my filth, I hate my job for bringing my sinister nature to the surface. I'd rather be the stuttering fool, unable to bring forth, "damn" let alone any other litany of sick slang lexicon, than to be the hurricane guttural spiteful "jackhole".

Clunk!

Newspaper, nothing!

This sequoia dropped on the porch -- advertisements with, "buy" the mantra.

Sale, in whatever form ... Friday holds "specials" like no other.

strategy

Iraq is suffering under the United States' new strategy of besieging them with lawyers. Armed with subpoenas, writs, claims, and tax forms, the insurgents have no hope but to submit to the paperwork. The weight of the paperwork is now roughly equivalent to ordinance dropped on Iraq.

The good news, while many may lose their lives in this noble cause, the US is improved by fewer lawyers.

Thanksgiving question ...

Which has more fat? Does number one, two, or three have the most fat? Well, it's not number two. Thanks for more food than we can eat in a week, hence -- turkey sandwiches, ala king, flambe, jerk turkey, soup, turkey casserole, etc. Take only what you can eat? Eat only what your body can take.

Yesterday's gone

My work yesterday was like this ...
nothing, slow, steady, full, crazy -- open space where I went to my happy place -- crazy, full, steady, slow, nothing

Pets shipped frozen fresh ...

to your door in 48 hours or less, guaranteed. Just let them warm up in room temperature and your pet will frolic like a happy leprechaun.

Thanks to Cerpicio for the photo

Wile E. Coyote

Wile E. Coyote, resting after hours on the watch.

I was lucky to have been allowed to sit with Wile E. for his discussion on how to capture the elusive Road Runner. Sadly, he was not successful during my stay with him, but he had the right gear. He showed me his accuracy with his weapon and with scope and binoculars he found many different prey beasts that he described with lip-smacking and mouth noises. I never did find out how he was a coyote with such phenomenal means -- able to buy equipment that I never knew existed.

Thanks for nothing

I bought a battery for the car. The design of the engine compartment makes changing it, well ... not simple.

Hey, nutjobs! If you design it impossible, then free oil, battery or whatever, changes should come with it. I found out on the year previous, you had to remove a wheel to get to the battery. What company chair approved that design?

toupee or not toupee

I got a great rumor ... interesting, nonetheless, that someone at work has a "nice looking", realistic toupee, perhaps. There is no open confession of, "yes ... it's a toupee", but reactions and suspicions arise around a person and his toupee. I never noticed, but then again, I never cared. Toupees are make up for the follicle vain.

Moa & Nixon book

So far, the format is junk, but I'll stick with it for a while. It started with:
Abstract
Intro
Initialize
Begin

Well, the basics are for people who don't know -- sadly, not something I can easily skip through while listening. Communism, isolationism, idealogical differences, trade agreements. The purpose of the trip was clear, but I didn't know that it took three years of working to get to a point where Nixon could get there.

I was ... cough

wrong. Oh my, I wrote it! I was wrong. I will now write that Reagan was guilty in being human, having two weaknesses; trust in others -- even to his undoing, and in never firing someone, as he needed to do. Both of these are typical frailties of humans. I somewhat doubt that he was unaware of the contra deal, but with his delegation of tasks to others, it is not impossible. Therefore, I feel that history will and should look favorably upon his presidency. Damn my persistence!

secret day is outie

Happy birthday Carrie!

Who would worry about an innie "secret" when an outie is good? I'm not trying to be navally retentive, but valleys and hills can be equally beautiful.

drove a friend to hospital today

A family friend called ... kidney stones, had to go to hospital. I was, of course, on my way to work but certainly pitched in to help the poor man. Ouch! I called after work to find that he was discharged. I understand that he passed one.

What's worse than waiting for

What's worse than waiting for a train? There was two.

despite

my misgivings and prior disgruntlements about Reagan, I have a little greater appreciation for him, after hearing some of his diaries. I could go into a rant of, "How can you say someone is important if they don't have their picture on bubblegum cards"+, but that wouldn't be for much effort.


+ Peanuts

Good man

House 79 of State Representation, Indiana. Mike Ripley.

He believes that marriage is a union between one man and one woman. check
He believes we should not use money for illegal immigrants. check
He believes we should better protect veterans and families for their services, sacrifices. check

Huh ... no doubt, he asks for input, holds stances that are mostly inarguable, how could I go wrong? He's always had my vote. Thanks Mike!

Hey man!

Is that "Freedom Rock", man?
"Yeah."

"Well, turn it off, man."

BTW: Thanks MR for fixing my idiocy ... well, in this case anyway

Am I fearful?

I don't fear others ... I fear myself, what I could be, what I can do.

I might be the sword in the stone -- the symbol and weapon used so that others may "rightfully" rule. I may also be the beast of the apocalypse, who directs people to a false god, the anti-Christ, thereby damning them. Really, I fear the damage I can do as a person. I could do good (not to be confused with well), but my capacity for evil is as equal to my surrender to my human weaknesses, which are many.

insidious

Or maybe it's Darth Sidious, either way, kickbacks are business practice. I was trying to learn one thing, learned yet a dark thing still. So, to whom do we pay protection money, I wonder. Hmmm, I'm a definitely not staying there for the "four course" meal, but rather will finish with my second course and be done there.

Despite gloom... lovely colors of

Despite gloom... lovely colors of autumn. Thanks, God, for car good on rain & colors-however dimmed.

nightowl

Monday 5 - closing
Tuesday not at work
Wednesday 2 - 10
Thursday 5 - closing
Friday 5 - 11
Saturday 5 - closing
Sunday 4 - 10
Monday 4 - closing

My first three hours of work today

looked like this! Only, where I was, I think Satan was in the background laughing at me. Damn him!

take you back to schooly

Want a whole lotta love ... want a whole lotta love!

I was going through the inventory and cost analysis of the store and found ... an inconsistency. There is a rounding in some figures that yield different figures. However slight, I must question why the rounding. I will consult the Hong Kong Book of Inventory and see what I gotta do.

I was told, you don't have to do ...
when I did it anyway, I found, well ... some things that need fixing and editing. I wonder if any of my work will be profitable -- to me.+

+ saving bacon

essentially, the cops would ask

don't fire the gun while you're talking, they can't hear you.+ Sex offender beheaded, burnt, 'hanged unless he gets the singing sword'++. I'd say that is immediate karma.

Thanks to MR for find this.

+ Naked Gun
++ Bugs Bunny

Shake it up

Well, there is a shortage of managers, can you believe it? That means that a couple are moved around and I stand a good chance of being pushed through to the next level, on basis of ability and need. Well, now, that's ok. That's God's will! God also has protected me from speeding tickets. I was speeding --- not excessively, right past a state trooper, but the trooper pulled over the pick-up truck next to me who wasn't going as fast. Perhaps that driver did something that I didn't see.

I have been able to position people in different areas so that they expand their repetoire being good for them and good for me. The more polished skills they have, the more flexible they are. The sad thing is, I don't have any hours to train anyone in particular areas.

Mom made it home

My father rested and soon, I shall rest. Work and projects prevail and deny me sleep.

God's will!

God's will!

manual work

I now have three manuals that I have made for work. I am working on a fourth. I also spend my life at hospital and am working 6 days a week. I need a vacation. Tomorrow I go to a meeting, break, then work til late. I will write the impression of my manuals later.

My assignment from work: learn numbers, learn locations, learn product, be prepared to train others, oh ...
and you won't get any extra hours to do this.

Constitutional appeasement

It's still,"the people, right, ", let's read it... "in order to form a more perfect union of confederate states". It's got liberty, peace, and finite powers to each branch. I know and believe in the checks and balances of the system making no branch superior. There is, however, no disclosure clause nor an abatement to branches unionizing through understood camaraderie for the purposes of power usurpation and retention.

part deux, Durden

I am waiting to find the wall of people I have "killed" or saved by re-instilling a will to live and excel, forcing them to live in fear of reprisal if they do not fulfill their lifelong dream of becoming ... physicist or business owner, or what have you. My Tyler, not selling fat, certainly has a lot better "other life" than me, perhaps the drunkard me, adept at playing at the frailties of women who fall for my wiles is him -- Tyler, a bastard creation of my half-conscious self. Be it male proclivity or mere, over-sexed male tendencies, I hope the insidious me is limited to consensual sex, not expanding to desperate measures linked to my semi-revolutionary and socialist ideologies.+

not a communist, but rather a socialist reformer, international growth with domestic ownership, far apart from 3% conglomerate of the whole nation. I favor competitive nationalism over elitism through corporate dominion and offshore protection (security) as we have now.

In my vanity, I hope I have inadvertently or overtly saved people, whether they ever knew me or not. Not every Superman wears an "S" on his chest.

yes, yes ... we all know what I said

There was the years of "Why, that's my penis" jokes. That was followed by, "I know what [name] is thinking ..."

Before that, my friends, we had, "lonely [rude term for female anatomy] in your face."
Later, in the 90s, you got, "This is the end--- of your mama's tits"
In review of my life ... it may not have been so acute, but rather chronic (puff, puff, pass) in progression; my madness, and my in situ Tyler Durden, never apart from me in entirety.

So you can start shopping

This is my wish list. Thanks for thinking about each item. Any would be just fine, I don't really need them all. Oh, here's Izzy's wish list if you missed it.

I'll admit, mine is a longer list, but you'll no doubt admire my lofty goals, Don Quixote's "dream an impossible dream", Man of la Mancha holds no candle to this --my perversion.

forecast for snow

Snow? That stinks. I don't want that now! It's too early.

My mom made it through

My mom made it through 2 surgeries. 1 more on wednesday. then I can sleep.

Knife throwing & ...

Tom Cruise...
Well, Scientology didn't prepare you for that one, did it now?

Venting

Notice ... "Rampage"

stressful days

I was at my wits end ... couldn't vent, turned it inward and grew despondent. Now, I just want to vent ... so, I'm going to find a violent online game and play it for venting.

Mum's in hospital, moved to another room, won't leave for another day or two. No visit she has made has ever been short. She's in no danger, thankfully, but there is a chance of heavy bleeding from an outpatient surgery. There are other stressors, but work doesn't alleviate the stress.

give me something to break
or
just shoot me

please

V-Day, remembered

I listened to audiobook, "Vagina Monologues". Due to its content, it is not for everyone. From a man's perspective, it was interesting, especially if you through in the psychological perspective. It is not as "helpful" as I would have thought, though it is theraputic many. Any woman who has "issues", especially in self-doubt, expression, or has suffered a smashing of herself at the force or corruption from others, ought to listen to this presentation.

-- the sickness and depravity of FGM (female genital mutilation) is not made as crystal clear as it should be. Especially true is the cold, hard fact that often the facilitators in the non-surgical butchery are often female family members. Talk about a mind **ck! Your mom holding you down to suffer pain and misery and to deny you sexual pleasure, and likely infection and premature malignancies and death. Great!

From the series, I'm rather like Bob, though I doubt that I'd stare for a whole hour, but would rather invite her to accept that she is beautiful and that she, a whole, cannot but "separated" as it were from her vagina.

If there were the corollary, I'd note that my member would wear spelunking gear (perhaps casual jeans and sweatshirt) and would (in two words) declare,
"back again" or "you're supercalafragalisticexpialladocious"

save the humor, he's just plain jerk

guy at work ... unfailing jerk. His abilities are like Superman's, far beyond those of mere human mortals. He is the Jerk, some putz in command, or rather with title, only wishing he had real command. Imagine, if you will, a 14-year old with adolescent lust, yet virginal. Picture a chronological adult with such stupidity, limitations and "passions", and you have this putz. He's all that without the humor. This person makes work much more intolerable. What's worse, this plucky duck holds a higher position.

Learning the trade

I am continually adding to the manual for work. While I wasn't given one, I thought the next people might like to know how to do things, therefore, I'm making one. I have it just about finished for one "position" as it were. I'm now on to the next "level". If only I were given one, but, then that absence gave me an opportunity to shine.

say, blah!

not much of a look for me, really.

clever carvers, not me

Death Star

Firefox

Snoopy