Those whacky doofi

It very impotant that yo make a good frist imprezzon, rite?

Want a job? Good luck in your search. Right, that was helpful.

I certainly have so much money that I don't have a picture of just me.

While I was waiting for a call -- I would then be called away to do something, I was job hunting. Here are the wacky, creepy things I found. Yep, he's probably giving something alright. He must have read Velvet Jones' book on how to be a high-paying ho.