difficult analogy

I would like to thank everyone I know and who knows me. I would liken myself to general aging. Year after year, you put up with an ass that gets bigger.

Throughout the years I have grown to be a bigger ass, yet people around me still accept me. I suppose that I could make a small leap to my course way of making noise and general unappealing smell as well.

So, again,

THANKS

for putting up with a getting-bigger-every-year ass mostly full of **it and wind, known as me.