answering MR's question

I was holding up a peace sign after drinking Captain Morgan with Pepe Le Pew showing who is stinkin' drunk.

about 1 hour away

If by one hour away you mean hours and hundreds of miles away. Did you guys enter anything right in the job description? Did you know that sometimes cities with the same names of different states aren't really close?

I would liken this to Broadway. Broadway, NYC is much different than Broadway in my town.