Sing a song of bull***t

Hi, I'm [insert name here],

I have [insert ludicrous amount of money here] that needs to be handled through a US bank. If you could just send me your:
name, account number, SSN, phone number, and the address to send the "thanks sucker" letter to, that would be great.

tonsils

Soon Charlie will not have them. His tonsils and adenoids are infected and they are going to be pulled. So, while he recovers ... rest, blankets and ICE CREAM.

Well, let's hope not like Napoleon