I think I'll see things in marshmallows next

Jesus in a sonogram?
OK. I didn't at first see it, then ... pow ... a really bad desperate attempt at finding something.
So, Jesus made an appearance with different length arms, no torso and the arms are too long for a human? Uh, I think you are terribly in need of miracles, but not this. Try going to church and finding Jesus in your heart or soul, no an X-Ray, your paint, your tie, carpet, dashboard, photographs. I think it was stupid to have this as a news article.

Somebody made me...

want money to do it. Hannah Montana Cyrus poorly chosen photo shoot. "I didn't want to do it", right. I suppose there was a gun to your head the entire time. Yep. Right, bogus! She did a risque photo shoot and no laments that it was a bad thing. Worse still, Vanity Fair gets off free for the near child porn? Who's to say that there are photos of her wearing less? I think this should spell the end of Miley, hopefully the end of Vanity Fair and maybe Disney will start re-thinking and re-tooling itself for FAMILY viewing.

Hey kids! Be like me and Britney ... be a high-paying ho thanks to Velvet Jones.

Let's close this chapter on America's journey to the dark side, shall we?