Next time it comes around

arise knight

A coat of many arms, no legs.

You are too kind your majesty.

Sir Essence of Mir.

Surrender to you, a squire? Never!

You're right. You'll have to knight me.
Keep it Lucius!

She has a little problem with the lawn mower

Die thing die!

I'll turn it back in to get a refund.

What they should have done was ...

a life-ending operation. Some felon gets a surgery in prison at taxpayer expense. How believable. America, wake up, make people accountable. This crap has to end.