wrong juice

I picked up some juice today and felt the need to objectify woman and give out some beat-downs and smackin' up sum hoes. I was gettin' my money and saw wat I be drinkin'

Wat dat?! Ah, no, man! Dat ain' me!

Tip -- don't drink this juice, Pimp Juice.

Chewy leaves me signs

She loves you, ya ya ya ...

and you know that can't be bad

not firm, but likely landing site

I spoke with the DM (not Dungeon Master, BTW) yesterday, and he knows of no plan to relocate me anytime soon. So, I can get a place closer there. I looked into my town of employment, but skip that! The prices are way out of line. I found a place where I might be able to bike to work, but it is a highway, busy road, no sidewalks.

I'm going to land in Columbia City, I think. After internet searching, I'll likely be here. I don't plan on moving until June, but like to plan ahead, given the chance.