soap with infusion

Now you can get caffeine or crack in soap. Perhaps when you wash your mouth out with mint soap, you'll be fresher mouthed, not "fresh mouthed". What's next for the absorbable industry ... anabuse soap or alcoholics, methadone soap for addicts, nicotine soap for non-smokers to start and for smokers to quit.

I hate protein, but thanks to protein soap, I can get it without the butchering of animals .. ha ha ha.

I'm movin' up

I got my own --- drumroll ....


shelf for my stuff. I'm really moving up the ladder.

"styles"

"Are you going to be anal", she asked.

Thankfully she was referring to my management style not 'other' styles or positions.

It was worth a great big belly laugh for me.

Monkeyjack was unwise

"You are unwise to lower your defenses!" +

+ Return of the Jedi

he just won't quit

My car has developed a drinking problem. He won't quit or seek help and claims he's "too old" to go into any intensive therapy, so I think he'll wind up dying with his drinking problem, perhaps because of it.

I bought several quarts weeks ago and periodically enable my car's drinking addiction. I feel only a little bad about it.