Man sentenced to serve 36 life sentences

Well, that what should have been. Killing four cats, kittens specifically in a fire pit. Since there is the mythos of cats having nine lives, I offer this alternative punishment (as written above), thirty-six life sentences. He may, alternatively, allow himself to be cremated alive if that would be his preference.

devil raise

Bumbling mayor wants raise of 30%. To heck with that, man! To heck with that! Mayor's highlights include, being able to dress himself, feed himself and often able to speak.

Philly?

I got a call from a possible job. They want me to visit HQ at Philly. That'll cost quite a bit. Hmmm. Thinking.