Here, waste more of my time

Drive like mad, drive like crazy. It's no Vilgilante 8 or Burnout, but it will certainly entertain. Lego racing.

programming and commercials making your smarter

Unlike the intent of dumbing down viewers, television has the potential for helping people improve their memory. TV has so many commercials that viewers either have TiVo and don't watch them or watch one channel until commercials, then turn to at least one other channel to avoid commercials. In this way, they remember what's going on in two or three different shows. I mute commercials or watch something else. TNT is notorious for losing my interest so much so that I flat out don't retun to the channel because of the 5- 7 minutes of commericals followed by 2 minutes of show, etc.

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Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

It's almost getting to the point of me needing a new blog to cripe about these issues. I have enough arguments about Career Builder. Now, if you notice, employers aren't using hot links designed in the interface. They have reversed the trend so that they spend 20-30 seconds on a resume, meanwhile the prospective employee must read quite a bit to decided if s/he qualifies for a job. Unfair!

Great balls of fire!

in Amalfi - Italy
Originally uploaded by Elisabeth Gaj.

original title: in Amalfi - Italy

You might be up all night, but when it comes to a finish -- burning love takes on a whole new meaning.

Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme

Movies and quotes that should have been

"Hello, my name is Steven Segal. I killed this genre. Prepare to die."
"Hello, my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme. I killed this genre. Prepare to die."
....
Steven Segal in, "Above Dignity"
Steven Segal in, "Belly of the Bastard"
Steven Segal in, "Out For Money (sequel to Out of Money)"
Steven Segal in, "Overplayed"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Three Men and a Little Ladee"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Mulletproof Punk"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Universally Bad Movie 3"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Thaiborg (exercise video)"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Bad Acting Warrant"

Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "How I Succeded in Acting Without Even Trying"
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "How to Murder Your Wife"; guest appearance by Robert Blake
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Clueless in Utah"
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Anger misManagement"; written and directed by Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme; edited by Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme; running time 75 seconds.

tasting these again (new dialogue on old strips)

There! That loose tooth is finally out!

Ring ... are you prepared for Jehovah's return?

I swore he said tea specimen.

Prone to macing people.

Hazmat suits disguise those within.

Worst prepared hunter award goes to ...

winner of hotdog eating contest suffers.

This doctor is desperate to remove unwanted body hair.

The 24th century doesn't offer any better hope on glasses that fit.

What you won't be getting

You're looking at the job wishin' you could work there, but you're stitin' jobless at home like Poindexter.
Thanks for advertising this job after it's done. That's one more job you won't be getting.

+ thanks to Young MC for inspiration

Tasting these twice (new dialogue on old strip)

Flash instinctively hunts for food. Sadly, he chooses people. His good friend the doctor reminds him that they packed for for the trip.

What's a man doing with a compact?

Character becomes suicidal. He wanted to be an actor, but instead landed a role in a B sci-fi series, likely later to be cast in B horror movies.

Ring the doorbell and run!

Security is already drunk when the good guys try to sneak past. The security is on a 72-hour workday and bender.